Friday, March 14, 2014

It's Ok

For those of you who belong to #BachelorNation, the title of this week's blog post might be immediately familiar as recent Bachelor, Juan Pablo's, new catch phrase. Even if you don't know who Juan Pablo or The Bachelor is, this post is still for you. Juan Pablo went down in history as the world's worst Bachelor, and I'm about to describe to you just why that is. Guys - take notes from Juan Pabs, and be sure to never ever follow them. Ladies - listen closely, and be sure to never ever date a Juan Pabs.

3 Reasons Juan Pablo was the worst Bachelor ever.

1. He made no sense. Ever. 

JP took the saying "talking in circles" to a whole new level. The man not only talked in circles, but zigzags, squares, rhombuses, you name it. He was all over the place, and he never made his points or ideas clear. One of the contestants on the show said, "I wish I was dumber." JP later blamed this on the language barrier, but the guy has been a citizen of the United States for 10+ years. It's not a language barrier but perhaps an intellectual one. The most unfortunate thing about this all is that he was able to talk his way out of any situation. The girls would become so confused, so they just let whatever he was trying to explain go. I don't know if it was the accent or his favorite way to end any conversation: "It's ok." that allowed him to bs his way through just about anything. 

2. He made zero attempts to get to know any of the women, but instead, he turned any conversation into one about himself.

Alright, so we all know that the Bachelor is really only a 6-week course of filming, so clearly, time is precious, and any smart man who truly cared about finding love, would spend as much time as he could to get to know the women that he could potentially propose to at the end of that fast-paced 6 weeks. However, this was not the case for Juan Pabs. Several of the women on the show explained that they never had the chance to talk about anything really meaningful, deep, or personal to JP because every time such a thing would come up, Juan was quick to change the subject.... to himself. Is Juan Pablo really that big of an egotistical asshole? Yes. It takes a lot for a woman to open herself up to another person, let alone the rest of America. So for him to immediately shoot her down, that's his loss because those are the women who could have turned out to be great wife/mother material. He was looking for a woman to just shut up and listen to him. Be in his shadow. Be a trophy wife. (I could go on and on about Nikki Ferrell and her stupid decision to stay with the guy, but that's too much ranting to fit into one post!)

3. Finally, he's rude. Period.

Where to begin with this one... Juan was rude on and off of the show. Even his family warned both of the final contestants that Juan can be "a lot to deal with" and "mean". Several of the girls left JP on their own because of how nasty he was. One girl said he told her that she "hardly made it this far." How is that supposed to make her feel? Like crap. Lucky for this girl, Andi, she became a fan favorite, and her strong willed personality landed her a spot as the new Bachelorette. However, Juan Pab's real personality came out during the live "After the Final Rose" show when he got pissed at the host, Chris Harrison, for apparently interrupting him. To get to the point, Juan simply thinks the world revolves around him, and unfortunately for him, that's definitely not the case. However, he will forever be notorious for the world's worst Bachelor.




Now, I suppose since I talked about all the reasons why JP was a horrid Bachelor, I guess I should mention just ONE reason why he could have made a good one.

1 Reason Juan Pablo COULD Have Been a Great Bachelor 

1. Just look at him.



That about wraps up this week's blog post. Remember: GUYS-don't be a Juan Pabs. GIRLS-don't date a Juan Pabs. Thanks for reading, and I'll see you all next week :)

Stay classy,
Megan LouAnn

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